Twenty Random Things.

1. I am a walking oxymoron because my first name means "little."
2. When I was younger I hated brushing my teeth, but then I finally realized that I only hated mint toothpaste. Now I use cinnamon and I brush at least twice a day. I've never had a cavity.
   
3. My parents wanted me to pursue either singing or law. I became a teacher.
4. I once got suspended from school for five days for witnessing a friend steal a school restroom sign and not squealing.
5. Even though I'm super tubby, I maintain excellent flexibility and can touch my toes.
6. I still have a teddy bear that was given to me by my grandparents when I was a day old.
7. I used to hang out with a bunch of slutty girls in middle school, and I thought there was something wrong with me because, at thirteen, I had never been kissed (aside from that one incident on the playground in nursery school), while they were already having sex.
   
8. My favorite color is Pantone 361 EC. Yes, it's that specific.
9. I'm the same height as my father.
10. Aside from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, I think every movie Charlie Kaufman has written is genius. Same goes for everything Wes Anderson and Darren Aronofsky have directed.
    
11. I have a foul mouth, and I'm both ashamed and proud of it.
12. I'm almost certain that a girl was impregnated on my family's living room couch on my prom night.
13. I spent this past Christmas night at a bar in my hometown catching up with old friends.
14. I would trade just about anything to be pretty and skinny.
15. My favorite thing in the world is a tight, meaningful hug. However, I tend to be repulsed by loose, frivolous ones.
    
16. My memory largely operates with my olfactory sense-- I can still remember what my mother's father smelled like, and he died when I was five.
17. I can cook a mean roast.
18. The first CD I ever bought was Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, thus retiring my sizable cassette tape collection.
    
19. Aaron always requires me to break codes for him in video games because I am the effing shite at recognizing patterns.
20. I've worn glasses since I was two, and I would have been dyslexic had my parents not noticed my vision problems.
    

What are your twenty things?